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Axe, shock shower Gel, Keep it away from your Johnson
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So the other day I bought Axer shock shower Gel. at the store. Its a Body wash, I like their other products such as the body sprays. so I thought the body wash would be nice.

So I decided to use it this morning when I took my shower. So I got all lathered up and started washing. right when I got to my special area I started feeling a burning sensation. It seriously felt like my Johnson was on fire. I rinsed myself of quickly and got out of the shower after a hour or so the Burning feeling went away.

Its a nice smelling body wash, But make sure to keep it away from your Johnson when you shower.
     
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MRM on 07/16/2009:
I had a similar incident like this where I sprayed citrus desinfected on my penis, and HOLY MOLASSES, it is on fiya!
skelly39 on 07/16/2009:
Um...well...not having a johnson I'm not sure I can say thanks for the advice, but I'll let my son know the next time he asks for it. Or maybe not. Maybe I'll just let him learn the hard way.
BokiBean on 07/16/2009:
You are a delicate flower, and you're going to have to be careful...
Ben There on 07/16/2009:
Add Icy Hot to the list of things to keep away. Amazing how quickly you forget it is on your hands...
BokiBean on 07/16/2009:
LOL@Ken. And jalapenos! Wash your hands thoroughly or wear gloves..
Principissa on 07/16/2009:
Well hubby loves Axe products, even uses the shampoo, I guess I will warn him to keep this away from his man peanuts.
Anonymous on 07/16/2009:
Wally, have never used the stuff but it's VERY GOOD info to know!

Kind of reminds me of my old high school days when we would put the stuff in the trouble makers jock strap and wait for him to start sweating. What ever he did to cause the team grief he never did it again.
Anonymous on 07/16/2009:
I'm not sure if it does this to everyone that uses it, I might be extra sensitive. but I read online some people have had similar experiences with that shower gel.
DebtorBasher on 07/16/2009:
Basher Tip: Do not use any BenGay there either...it's not for all stiff muscles.
DebtorBasher on 07/16/2009:
Wally...you're not supposed to use it on open sores! DUMMY!
Anonymous on 07/16/2009:
Make sure those weeds you pulled were NOT poison ivy before hitting the head.
BokiBean on 07/16/2009:
I doubt it does, wally.

If there was swelling they could charge more for it, though. :D
BokiBean on 07/16/2009:
I have a funny story about my ex, New Orleans, a mess of crawdaddies and some really hot hot sauce, a public bathroom with no privacy and a poor guy that walked in at an inappropriate time. But I can't tell it here. :D
Anonymous on 07/16/2009:
Nice lesson learned Wallace. (VH)
Anonymous on 07/16/2009:
You're brave for posting such a personal story. My fiance uses Axe body wash and his "johnson" never has a burning sensation. Just make sure it's not another issue.
DebtorBasher on 07/16/2009:
It's those open sores, I'm tellin' ya!
bargod on 07/16/2009:
You sure it's the body wash? maybe you just have the clap.
Anonymous on 07/16/2009:
Wallace, Are you dripping like a busted water spigot?
Anonymous on 07/16/2009:
No kingcrabs, Its a strong menthol type body wash, That could be why.
Anonymous on 07/16/2009:
no offense Wally, but I just saw a clip about the Axe products, they are targeted to the 14 to 18 year old market. Like Bob Dylan said, "may you be forever young".
Anonymous on 07/16/2009:
I'm 23 Ken, I aint no geezer yet.
Anonymous on 07/16/2009:
walter [can I still call you walter?], you weren't using the rough red side of the Axe detailer by any chance were you?
Anonymous on 07/16/2009:
Umm no I was not.
Anonymous on 07/16/2009:
I prefer Wallace, since that’s your other half’s fave name to call me. But walter will due to.
BokiBean on 07/16/2009:
An Axe detailer? Is that a manscape tool by any chance?
BokiBean on 07/16/2009:
wally, you never did answer me if you hate "walls" as a nic.
Anonymous on 07/16/2009:
You can call me that Boki, I don't mind. Its a cool little nic name.
Anonymous on 07/16/2009:
bokibean, the Axe detailer is the masculine version of those womanly whatchamacallit's you all use in the shower with your frilly shower gels. one side of the detailer is rough for those hard to clean areas like knees and elbows.
Anonymous on 07/16/2009:
Thanks for the warning Wally. Between the IW Soup and this, I think that it is safe to say that it has been a tough time for that "groin area" of yours!
Here's my tip for you weekend warriors; When applying "Ben-Gay" to sore muscles, go easy around the above mentioned area. Trust me!!!
MRM on 07/16/2009:
I'll take your word, ZZ!
Anonymous on 07/16/2009:
Wallace, Speaking of johnsons have you saw/seen Bruno yet?

I seen/saw it last night. I thought it was freakin hilarious but that could just be me because most of the time I was the only one in the theater laughing.
Anonymous on 07/16/2009:
Yeah I saw it twice, it was more like a porn then a movie. but yes it was very hilarious.
Anonymous on 07/16/2009:
Crabby, there was an article in the paper last night about that movie, that it was remarkable in that no other movie has ever tanked as fast. Apparently just about everybody who is ever going to se it, saw it on the first day, and that theaters are pulling it already. Glad you enjoyed it.
Anonymous on 07/16/2009:
Ken, I can see that. You got to really be somewhat odd to enjoy that movie.

Wallace, My fave part had to be Bruno trying to seduce Ron Paul. Oh that was priceless.
Anonymous on 07/16/2009:
So this movie is more "over the top" than the one with guy from Pakistan or somewhere in that region that came out about 2 years ago? Sick!!!
DebtorBasher on 07/16/2009:
ZZ...you're BenGay tip was not an original ZZ Tip....see my comment waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay up there!
All you had to do was say that you agreed with me...there's no shame in it, everyone agrees with me.
BokiBean on 07/16/2009:
Thanks for the info, KJ!

I have smelled Axe bodywash in the store (several varieties, including the odd yellowish one with scrubbing beads in it), and think its nice.

I DID read a book about crime scene guys who wore Axe spray almost exclusively to cover up the stench of death (absolutely no offense walls, I like the smell too) and told hubby about that and now he won't even try it. :(
Anonymous on 07/16/2009:
I was laughing gasping for air when he was trying to channel mille, from milli vanilli and that swingers party were that striper or w/e was whooping his arse to get undressed.
Anonymous on 07/16/2009:
Yeah me too Wally. That vanilli simulated ghost pleasing was freaking funny and I for one hope a little bit educational for the wife if you know what I mean.

Zz, You'd think with your long never ending string of failures with the opposite sex that you might give thought to switching teams or at the least a little switch hitting every now and then.
DebtorBasher on 07/16/2009:
You know what ZZ...I'm getting tired of typing up all of this great advice with my cramped up fingers, only to find that you don't even take the time to read them! I'm so disappointed in you...no soup for you, ONE YEAR!
MRM on 07/16/2009:
That was my favorite Seinfeld episode, The Soup Nazi.
BokiBean on 07/16/2009:
MRM, and he's based on a real person! :D
Anonymous on 07/16/2009:
No thanks Crabs, I am much to old to go B/C. If I have to take a little abuse to "lay in the hay" then so be it.

DB, no pain, no gain! Nevermind the soup just serve me the dip.
Anonymous on 07/16/2009:
Madconsumer (SA).
Anonymous on 07/16/2009:
(SA)?
madconsumer on 07/16/2009:
sa = sexy answer
Anonymous on 07/16/2009:
That's what I thought.
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