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TAMPA, FLORIDA -- Tried Beano and good lord..it made my gas worse!!! It sounded like an F-16 breaking the sound barrier when it lit off. I was in Sears the day it happened and the cashier laughed her ass off when I let it rip. To all those who suggested I take Beano....NOT!
     
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Anonymous on 06/17/2007:
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!

Try fish oil.
Pomona Guy on 06/17/2007:
The cork out of an empty wine bottle should also work...
DebtorBasher on 06/18/2007:
Yeah Pomona, but who wants to be standing behind him in line at Sears when the cork blows? EJ, my dear...I believe solitare confinment is the only answer.
ejack053824 on 06/18/2007:
IF there is a long line at a checkout..I can clear it out.
DebtorBasher on 06/23/2007:
I'm not doubting you for one minute on that one, Dear!
shawnp80 on 06/25/2007:
Try Drano. It'll clear ya out.
Anonymous on 06/25/2007:
Drano is his fav drink it won't help. lol

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!
shawnp80 on 06/25/2007:
Ejack, I voted this "very helpful" as I do with all of your reviews.
ejack053824 on 06/26/2007:
Shawn I appreciate that. I always try to bring "very helpful" reviews. Basher doesn't seem to get this.
ejack053824 on 06/26/2007:
Drano is like kool-aid to me. LOL

Basher...I've had people tell me I need to respect myself when I let a good wet fart loose....I just look at them, not saying a word, and fart again.

My commanding officer, a Lieutenant Colonel, won't tolerate my farting. He has run me out of his office many times after me doing a stealth fart. I told him to court marshal me if he didn't like it and afterwards laugh as I leave. I have saluted and farted at the same time......that takes skills there. LMAO!
DebtorBasher on 06/26/2007:
I need to have a serious talk with your commanding officer!
ejack053824 on 06/27/2007:
Basher..he probably tell you to take my stinking ass out of here! LMAO!
ejack053824 on 06/27/2007:
What's real funny is when I fart around someone who is a lower rank then me. Works great if they have to stand at attention while I "gas" them. LMAO!
Anonymous on 06/27/2007:
ejack, funny story - an EMT coworker of mine had an *issue* one day. The patient in the back of the ambulance apologized profusely, because she thought that she was the one with the *issue*. OK, fart. I said it.
ejack053824 on 06/27/2007:
Emt ..that is what you call a dishonest farter. You need to talk to your coworker about that. LOL!
Anonymous on 06/27/2007:
Nah, I hate his guts and haven't seen him in a while. Letting some nice old lady think that was her fault, what a dork he was.

AuronJS on 04/23/2008:
"What's real funny is when I fart around someone who is a lower rank then me. Works great if they have to stand at attention while I "gas" them. LMAO! "
Awe man, I'm just an A1C, I feel their pain.
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