VENTNOR, NEW JERSEY -- Steer way clear of this place. Its owner is a real con artist. I bought a house from her back in September of 2007. She represented in writing that the place had no oil tank of which she was aware. Of course, the place had a stinking, leaking, underground oil tank. It was located in a concealed shed in which this woman, her pasty-faced, high-fivin' husband, and beautiful daughter stored their bikes. They all had a good laugh; joke's on me, huh?
You want a joke? Check out the website for this place, which was opened with the money out of which its owner swindled me. Let's see: You have two "Wonderful Teachers," who boast of past drug problems as if they give them some kind of "cutting edge" "street cred," Broadway show tunes, pirates, some dude with a Billy D. Williams, c. 1978, pomade 'do, who is all about Zumba! Zumba! Zumba! and assorted dinner theater rejects looking to supplement their waiter/waitressing tips. Place used to have some really obnoxious resident magician punk, but he seems to have wised up and made himself disappear. What a hodgepodge. What a mess.
None of this matters, though, because this place actually exists only to get the owner's darling daughter on her way to some type of Britney Spears career. Students are enrolled just to play supporting roles and to sing back up for her. You really want to pay money for your little Baxter or Abigail to do that? Suit yourself. Anyway, check out the website's Homepage and see if you can guess which of the little aspiring starlets is the owner's daughter. Bottom line? Stay away from this con artist!