OK, so we buy Great Value or Angel Soft Toilet Paper. We ran out of Toilet Paper, we was at Target, surprise, they only had Scott Toilet Paper! If you look at the package, it says "Now Stronger!" More like "NOW 1,00000X WEAKER!" It was like $5! Compare that to the 1,00000000X Better Great Value! [But you can only get great value products at Walmart, so go to your local Walmart] We took it home, and to my surprise, you can SEE YOUR HANDS THROUGH THE SCOTT TOILET PAPER! It is 1-PLY, that means it's EXTREMELY THIN. Good luck trying to not get you hands to go through YOUR FECES. Or with an clean buttocks, your hand goes right through them.
Just avoid this brand of toilet paper at all costs. EDIT: I now remember the "That's Value Done Right" on the package. More like Value Done Wrong! Mr. Scott, go see how YOUR paper is "done right" and see if you continue to market this junk then.