Playboy Complaint - Playboy SUCKS!!!
To: Playboy Enterprises Inc
I'm writing with this complaint because of a problem I recently encountered with your company. I thought someone should know about it. I'm quite furious about this.
You are one of the sickest magazines ever! Your magazine is evil and obscene. I have good reason to blame your magazine for sex crimes. Some men and women who read your magazine and other adult porn magazines end up molesting and raping women and children. I want you to go out of business before your filthy obscene magazine ends up breeding more child molesters and rapists!
No matter what the outcome, I definitely won't be a repeat customer. Will I recommend your company to people I know? Definitely not.
Here's what I'd like Playboy Enterprises Inc to do: Go out of business!!!
I hope you can settle this problem in a timely and professional manner. I look forward to a personal response in 10 business days.
Adam R. Jeecheroo