Playboy Complaint - Playboy SUCKS!!!

Review by N. on 2005-07-23
To: Playboy Enterprises Inc

I'm writing with this complaint because of a problem I recently encountered with your company. I thought someone should know about it. I'm quite furious about this.

You are one of the sickest magazines ever! Your magazine is evil and obscene. I have good reason to blame your magazine for sex crimes. Some men and women who read your magazine and other adult porn magazines end up molesting and raping women and children. I want you to go out of business before your filthy obscene magazine ends up breeding more child molesters and rapists!

No matter what the outcome, I definitely won't be a repeat customer. Will I recommend your company to people I know? Definitely not.

Here's what I'd like Playboy Enterprises Inc to do: Go out of business!!!

I hope you can settle this problem in a timely and professional manner. I look forward to a personal response in 10 business days.

Adam R. Jeecheroo
Houston, TX
Comments:10 Replies - Latest reply on 2005-11-07
Posted by Anonymous on 2005-07-23:
Leave Hugh, alone you Maxim Hustler VM Penthouse wannabe funny 'Sam's' greeting p@nk.
Posted by Slimjim on 2005-07-23:
I'm sure Playboy will be happy to go out of business based on the seriousness of your request. I'm assuming your upset because they don't offer toilet humor.
Posted by NeveragainAmazon on 2005-07-23:
I was always under the impression that men read Playboy for the articles!(chuckle) So, what are you talking about this porn thing? A magazine does NOT make one a child molester or rapist....there are other antisocial issues that are responsible for that!
Posted by SF on 2005-07-23:
Hey Doc, Just think, Maybe you are mad because after 2 or 3 days all of your pages are sticking together and you can not open it any more. Just a thought.
Posted by Anonymous on 2005-07-23:
Dr. J, give it up!
Posted by tpebop on 2005-07-23:
the porn addict against softcore porn Dr j did you not gripe that blockbuster did not carry porn make up your mind you are either for it or against it
Posted by AZJEM on 2005-07-29:
You said you wouldn't be a repeat customer. Well, that usually means you were a customer at one time. Don't tell me you didn't know what kind of a magazine this was. Growing up I think all the men in my family read the magazine and I can assure you non of them have molested or raped anyone. Come to think of it, being from a family of 4 girls and no brothers that is where we learned alot of our sex-ed.
Posted by Anonymous on 2005-07-30:
So, now your copying letters from Mike H., huh, Dr. J?

Posted by blondldy36 on 2005-09-01:
REAL MEN dont need porn mags, playboy does SUCK
Posted by mjholly on 2005-11-07:
You're trying to impersonate me, Dr. J?

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