Walmart Complaint - Walmart and the ART of Cold Pizza...
LONGVIEW, WASHINGTON -- So, I was hungry and found myself again in Walmart for some unfathomable reason---maybe it was the memory of the good deal I got a couple of years ago on some Gorilla Racks (Absolutely indesructable item, the only kind I will ever buy at WM...)
Anyhoo, I wandered over to the deli and, feeling faint from hunger and sensing a fluorescent light ocular migraine coming on, I waited for a clerk to acknowledge me while he counted out cash prior to finally paying some attention to me. "A slice of pepperoni," I said. He packaged the slice in an individual serving box; I pulled out cash and waved it: "You pay at the food checkout line," he told me. Ye gods.
So, I staggered over to the checkout lines and found the shortest, placing me third up. I thought of opening the box and nibbling while waiting, but that seemed odd. One person moved up, but then the clerk announced some glitch or other which entailed him. Getting a supervisor. I pulled out $1.50 in change and interjected: "Can't I just leave this? The pizzas' getting cold?" He said no, that wouldn't be possible.
So, I placed the pie, which had lost all warmth, on the counter and just left.