Sirius Satellite Radio - For a SIRIUS good time
Correct dialogue for a serious XM good time.
If you're frustrated with dealing with serious XM as I am I've decided to make this trip to India my last trip to India. From now on when I set up a plan I will ask for the future deactivation date (a closing date for the account so it will not reactivate and charge my credit card some crazy amount without notifying me (they won't notify you, only after the new rate charge) [The big print gives it away the little print takes it back.] The deactivation date lets your radio notify you- by turning off -then you call in THE NEXT DAY -not before-and ask , "is my service off? " I would like to make a one time credit card payment. I would like my my username and password so that I can verify the transaction. they have to read you a disclosure that says the plan will be on a recurring basis (don't get upset they have to read that )just say I would like to set a future deactivation date. If your vehicle is on the trial the last day of the trial is the last day of the trial still set up a plan for a follow on plan by asking for the six for 25 plan for the six for 30 plan for the $95 year plan was at $86 your plan( all select plans)call back the next day after the trial even if you've set up a plan and ask for a future deactivation date. As long as you continue getting a future deactivation date from now on you won't need to go to India. Unless you call back before your plan date is over then you'll go to India. Don't call back tell the next day after your future deactivation date. Wait till the next day after your future deactivation date then you're a new customer asking for the plan that YOU want. For instance:
Agent /Hello this is bob, May I assist you in renewing your serious XM radio service today.
(U) Ewe/Yes I was calling about your six months for $30 plan with no activation fee that I received an offer for could I get that. I would like to make a one time credit card payment for this transaction and I would like my card removed afterwards and a future deactivation date set and could you tell me what that date is ? also I would like my username and password so that I can verify what we've gone over today can I get that?
The agents happy because you know what you want your happy because you're getting a cheap price he's happy because he can just go through the things that he needs to tell you and then you can just say no stick to what you want and he's happy because you know what you want and you're happy you're getting a good deal. The agent still has to tell you some stuff but just say no because you know what you want and he's happy you know what you want nobody's going To India, nobody's having to cancel, there's no dickering about the price we just set things to start and set them to close and we handle our business with our credit card (one time payment credit card off ) Your teaching them to serve you and they're serving you with what makes them feel good you're getting a good deal serious is getting what they want To screw people around with fast talking words except it's them .... how ironic for them and sooner or later the little turd behind the desk will think up new ways to change the wording. Can't we all just get along and listen to the good music? We don't have to greedily send teenagers To steal from grandma and grandpa In their golden years with lies of omission, running a bunch of fast talk past them, calculating that they won't remember their credit card is on file or the plan date that renews Out of their price range and screws their budget over and sends them to India to figure it out. Dad and Mom are embarrassed to admit their faculties are faltering and it's not like it's a SIRIUS mistake because people fix mistakes SIRIUS ships you off on the train to the Chinese water torture in India or the Philippines That's the little management turd behind his desk again. He Never sees his grandma and grandpa Being objectified as the Means to his Ends only the money. Doesn't It say somewhere that you going to hell for laying in wait for people like that? who said that? Oh yeah that was the Lord's voice in the Bible and we'll be talking to him again or he will be talking to us. He promised that. As for that type of behavior didn't didn't he say something like ,"Wo, Wo, Wo," isn't that usually what somebody in your vehicle yells just before you get T-boned in an intersection?
After thinking about my review:
Apology to Sirius: