Tequila Complaint - Tequila, an inferior product!

Review by Jackson_K on 2006-06-13
I have had a really bad experience with this product. After having consumed 10 shots with a lime squirt and a salt lick, I have no direct recollection of what happened after the 7th shot.

To add insult to injury, I woke up the next morning in an alley in only my under-drawers; wallet, car keys, ID, and fishing license all missing, covered in vomit with a black eye and a terrific headache. Clearly, this Tequila is an inferior product.

Upon the retelling from my friends, I discovered that even though I don’t remember the evening, I had quite a good time. I laughed, joked, hit on the women, danced on the tables and got into two fights. Nevertheless, the memory of this good time I had is clearly non-existent. This is clearly the affects of inadequate product design and manufacture.

I contacted the distiller of the Tequila to complain and make them aware of their products shortcomings and found them to be very much lacking in any form of customer service. According to them, there is no compensation for memory loss due to the use of their product. In fact, as I recited my tale, I could hear the laughter of those listening in after I was put on a speakerphone. This I though was to better hear my dissatisfaction with their product and compensate me for my loss.

Well, that is the last time I buy Tequila, let me tell you. Next time I’ll stick to rum and to heck with the poor service and non-caring attitudes of the Tequila distillers and their inferior product.

Has anybody else had this problem?
Comments:3 Replies - Latest reply on 2006-06-15
Posted by Anonymous on 2006-06-14:
Only margaritas! Aléjese del vodka, pero beba el agua. Y celeberate. ¿Me pregunto cuándo el Guisado que va a comentar?
Posted by Jackson_K on 2006-06-15:
Assiduus usus uni rei deditus et ingenium et artem saepe vincit. Valui ad satanam in computatrum meum invocandum. Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur! Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae, y vin.
Posted by Anonymous on 2006-06-15:
Y vin. Châteauneuf-du-Pape (circa 1985). Gracias bien.

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