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UNO CHICAGO GRILL-PIZZA UNO-PIZZERIA UNO Complaint - DO NOT EAT THAT JUNK - NASTY + POOR SERVICE + RIPP OFF = CRAPPY PLACE TO

NASTY + POOR SERVICE + RIPP OFF = CRAPPY PLACE TO - Complaint

Review by BIG DADDY OH OH OH on 2006-08-11

PEABODY, MASSACHUSETTS -- SO, I JUST RELOCATE TO OUTSIDE BOSTON, MA. LOOKING AROUND WE ( GIRLFRIEND AND 2 SONS ) SEE PIZZA. WHO DOESN'T LIKE PIZZA, RIGHT? SO I ASK, WHO WANTS PIZZA? EYES LIGHT UP AND THEY ALL SAY, "I!" SO, PIZZA IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HIT THE BRAKES, HOOK A FARMERS TURN FROM THE FAR LEFT LANE AND WALA, WE ARE THERE AT PIZZA UNO.

SOOOO, WE SIT DOWN AND LOOK AT THE MENU, NICE BIG PICTURES OF THEIR ITEMS. YEAH RIGHT! I ASK THE GIRL ABOUT THE PIZZA AND IF IT'S LIKE THAT THICK CHICAGO STUFF AND SHE REPLYS, "YES." SO WE TELL HER WE DON'T LIKE THAT DOUGH STUFF, SO SHE SAYS GET A THIN, ONE OR FLAT BREAD. I ASK ISN'T THAT LIKE A TACO LOL, HENCE A TACO PIZZA. I SAID I DON'T WANT TRANSPARNET PIZZA, OR A TRANLUCENT PIZZA, WE JUST WANT A NICE PIZZA. NOT A GIMMICK, NOT A DOUGH BALL.. PLEASEEEEEE. SO THE KIDS GET DRINKS, WAITING ON GF, I GET ICE TEA. WE STARE AT THE MENU, WAIT FOR THE CRAPPY SERVICE ONLY TOP REALIZE THAT THE PLACE SUCKS!!!!!! OVER PRICED TO THE HILT AND POOR CUSTOMER SERVICE = NO CAN DO! SO, WE TELL THE SILLY LIL TEENAGERS WAITRES, FORGET THIS, WE DON'T WANT IT. AS I AM LEAVING SHE PRINTS UP A RECEIPT FOR 2 KIDS DRINKS AND A ICE TEA TOTALING OVER 6.00. I TELL HER, I AM NOT PAYING FOR THAT. PLEASE, YOU SHOULD COMPLIMENT IT. ANYWAY, I AM FURIOUS, BUT MY GF STEPS IN AND PAYS, ( I WAS PISSED AT HER TOO ). I MEAN A 2.00 ICE TEA AND 2.00 FOR A RINKY DINKY LIL CUP OF SODA FOR 2 YOUNG BOYS.......GIMME A BREAK!!! WHAT A RIP OFF!!!!! WELL I WILL RETURN WITH KIDS AT MY SIDE AND PERHAPS A FEW MORE KIDS TO DRINK ALL THEIR SODA AND NOTHING ELSE! BOTTOMLESS GLASSES, OF SODA + BOYS = GAS AND PLENTY OF LAUGHS.....
REVENGE IS SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO TAPE THIS ONE...........
HE HE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY GET MAD, GET EVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by amaniR on 2006-08-12:

Have another beer dude and keep hunting...that caps lock key is on the left side of your keyboard (and it UNLOCKS too.)

Posted by Hugh_Jorgen on 2006-08-12:

Why should they give you free drinks? You do that to make customers happy. Someone that comes in, whines about what's on the menu and then decides the place "sucks" (all in a very loud voice I assume from your use of CAPS) and then leaves without ordering food isn't a customer, you are a waste of their time.

Posted by glc on 2006-08-12:

Why should they "COMPLIMENT IT"? Do you really believe that just the fact that you walked into the restaurant deserves a free drink? Maybe the next time you "HOOK A FARMERS TURN" a cop will be nearby. Good luck in finding a restaurant that meets your needs.

Posted by Noneill on 2006-08-12:

Sounds like those poor kids were cheated out of a promised pizza because their mom made a bad choice in a boyfriend.

Posted by grantcv1 on 2006-08-12:

I really Uno Chicago Grill. I always find the atmosphere pleasent, the service good, and the pizza delicious. I hate it when loud people come in though.

Posted by DebtorBasher on 2006-08-12:

Didn't the menu have the price of the drinks BEFORE you ordered? I'm sure it did and you were willing at that time to pay for it...all of a sudden when it was time to pay up, you felt it was too much...after drinking the drinks...you're sounding more like Michelle Connery with each review you post.

Posted by Sparticus on 2006-08-12:

The prices for the drinks are all posted in the menu. Just because you chose to leave does not mean you don't have to pay for what you already consumed.

Posted by DebtorBasher on 2006-08-12:

Between you and your girlfriend, neither one of you were able to think that you can order a thin crust...instead you ask if it is thick crust and when told yes, you said yo didn't like the thick stuff and you had to wait unitl this "SILLY LIL TEENAGE WAITRESS" had to do the thinking for the two of you and suggest that you order a thin crust...geez...silly as they may be, you don't even qualify to work in a pizza joint.

Posted by DebtorBasher on 2006-08-12:

Good Morning Sparicus!

Posted by BIG DADDY OH OH OH on 2006-08-12:

IT'S FUNNY HOW PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET ASSUME THAT TYPING IN CAPS IS YELLING.....MORONS!!!!!!!!!!! CAPS ARE JUST CAPS!! THEY LOOK BETTER THAN LOWER CASE, SO FOR ALL YOU TIGHT A** PEOPLE, LETS GET IT RIGHT FROM TODAY ON, CAPS ARE CAPS THAT'S IT......

OK,NEXT, THE DRINKS WERE ORDERED ASAP AS WE WERE ALL THIRSTY. DON'T YOU ALL DO THAT? THE WAITRES COMES OUT, GIVES YOU A MENU AND ASKS WHAT YOU WANT TO DRINK, SO STEP 1 IS ORDER A DRINK. DUH!!!! SOUNDS LIKE SOME PEOPLE DONT' EVEN THINK BEFORE THEY PUT THEIR FOOT IN THEIR MOUTH. STEP 2, THE WAITRESS BRINGS DRINKS AND ASKS ABOUT AN APPETIZER, OR USUALLY IF EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT THEY WANT. DUH!!! MAYBE YOU POOO DOKIE PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THAT!!! THEN USUAL ROUTINE IN A RESTURANT,BEEN THE SAME FOR YEARS AND YEARS...
ANYWAY, BLAH BLAH BLAH,THE FOOD IS A JOKE! IT'S PIZZA AND THEY DON'T HAVE A STANDARD CRUST, OR REGULAR CRUST, THEY TYPE ALL OF US HAVE EATEN IN OUR LIVES. PREFERENCE IS DIFFERENT BUT I AM NOT EATING A HUGE DOUGH BALL ( CHICAGO STYLE) AND OR A FLAT BREAD OR THIN CRUST ( MEXICAN STYLE ) THAT'S A SOFT TACO WITH CHEESE AND SAUCE ON IT! ( LOL, YUK & NASTY ) SO YES, POOR MENU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BACK TO THE COMPLIMENTARTY DRINKS...WELL IN A RESTURANT BUSINESS, YOU JUST DO THAT AND THAT'S THAT. IT'S LIKE, " HERE, TAKE THE DRINKS AND HAVE A NICE DAY" WITH A SMILE RATHER THEN PISSING PEOPLE OFF EVEN MORE AND TALKING BAD ABOUT YOUR PLACE.......DUH DUH DUH....
SO TAKE IT HOW YOU MAY.. CAPS ARE CAPS. PIZZA UNO SUCKS AND THATS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Hugh_Jorgen on 2006-08-12:

You seem to miss the point - you already said you aren't coming back - ever. You don't like their menu choices - fine. Then you aren't a customer - or a potential customer - they don't care if they make you mad. Are you saying if you got free drinks you would stop there again and actually spend money?

Posted by CobraCat77 on 2006-08-12:

So you knowingly walked into a pizza joint that specializes in thick crust and are pissed that they didnt read your mind and put what you like on the menu?

Posted by DebtorBasher on 2006-08-12:

"SOUNDS LIKE SOME PEOPLE DON'T' EVEN THINK BEFORE THEY PUT THEIR FOOT IN THEIR MOUTH"...you mean like you did, ordering drinks without knowing you would have to pay the menu price for it? If you would have gotten the pizza as you wanted it to be, would you have still complained about the price of the drinks? NOOOOOOOOO you wouldn't have. So, what makes the price of the drink any different whether it came with good pizza or not??????? And YES...all caps on used in E-mails, chat rooms and message boards ARE considered shouting...maybe you should take up some INTERNET etiquette courses...

Posted by Chica82 on 2006-08-12:

I ASK THE GIRL ABOUT THE PIZZA AND IF IT'S LIKE THAT THICK CHICAGO STUFF AND SHE REPLYS, "YES."

Umm, didn't the name "Uno Chicago Grill-Pizza" tip you off that it was indeed "that thick Chicago stuff"? And no, thin crust or flat bread does NOT make it a taco pizza. Do you know how many chains like Pizza Hut, East of Chicago, Domino's, etc. offer thin crust pizza? Oh, and that's hilarious that you called their food "junk" without eating it first, Mr. I like to hook farmer's turns.

Posted by DebtorBasher on 2006-08-12:

You asked the girl about the pizza and if it's like that thick Chicago stuff, she said "YES." So,You Tell her You don't like that dough stuff, so she says get a thin one or flat bread. You ask isn't that like a taco and said you don't want transparent pizza or a translucent pizza, you just want a nice pizza. Not a gimmick, not a dough ball ..All that talking and you couldn't ask how much the drinks were since it was a big issue for you to pay.

Posted by DebtorBasher on 2006-08-12:

LOSER ALERT! LOSER ALERT!

Posted by spiderman2 on 2006-08-12:

oh dear god, I hope the girlfriend losses this dude so that her kids don't have to grow up with this lousy example of a man in their lives. Grow up dude.

Posted by beanbagbritches on 2006-08-12:

Chicago Uno Pizza is higher priced. It's better too, in my opinion. You acted like a child. Grow up. I feel sorry for your clueless girlfriend.

Posted by DebtorBasher on 2006-08-13:

I'm not sure which one is the blonde...him or her.

Posted by DebtorBasher on 2006-08-13:

No offense to the other blondes.

Posted by BIG DADDY OH OH OH on 2006-08-13:

debtorbasher...COMPREHENSION IS NOT YOUR OBVIOUS TALENT, IF IT IS, I NOW KNOW WHAT A TRUE INBRED IS....YOU DON'T GET IT DO YOU. WE NEVER TOUCHED THE DRINKS BUT MY GF PAID FOR THEM....THE WAITRESS WAS A TEENAGER AND DIDNT' HAVE A CLUE AND NEITHER DO YOU........GOOD LORD YOU ARE SAD !

Posted by glc on 2006-08-13:

CAPS is an accepted internet practice that people can infer that the user is stating emphasis, or speaking loudly. Just like you use LOL...it's accepted. Your statement: BACK TO THE COMPLIMENTARTY DRINKS...WELL IN A RESTURANT BUSINESS, YOU JUST DO THAT AND THAT'S THAT. IT'S LIKE, " HERE, TAKE THE DRINKS AND HAVE A NICE DAY" WITH A SMILE RATHER THEN PISSING PEOPLE OFF EVEN MORE AND TALKING BAD ABOUT YOUR PLACE.......DUH DUH DUH.... That's the most ridiculous think I have ever heard. L8R

Posted by DORCAS on 2006-08-13:

WOW! Debtorbasher has the same opinion as others and he/she is considered an inbreeder? And for reasons that make no sense...sheesh! That is a childish comment. And to add to the other comments, the girlfriend paid the tab? Regardless of the problem, be a man and take care of the bill. And the server was clueless because she was a teenager? Is there anyone that isn't catagorized for some reason? SAD,VERY SAD

Posted by KenPopcorn on 2006-08-13:

To quote that immortal philospher Bugs Bunny... "what a maroon!"

Posted by Chica82 on 2006-08-13:

In DebtorBasher's defense, the rest of us already know what a true inbred is. It's someone who uses a screen name like "BIG DADDY OH OH OH," and writes such a ridiculous complaint.

Posted by DebtorBasher on 2006-08-13:

"SO THE KIDS GET DRINKS, WAITING ON GF, I GET ICE TEA. WE STARE AT THE MENU..." Ok...so, you are telling me that the kids didn't drink ANY of their drinks? And if you took the time to STARE at the menu, then you obviously allowed the teenie bopper to serve the drinks...yet, you didn't stop her and say "Hey hold on there little teenie beenie...Big Daddy Oh Oh Oh...doesn't want your drinks! Take them back! Don't even put them on the table! How dare you bring us the drinks WE ORDERED without even telling us the price first! Get 'em outta here...no, no no! Ahhhhh you stupid teenager, now you sat them in front of us and my girlfriend is going to have to pay for them"...And you say that I don't have a clue...Let me clue you in on something, so it makes your next freeloading resturant trip with your girlfriend a more pleasent one....a resturant isn't going to take back a table full of drinks and sell them to the next customers...it is a product YOU ordered...so it needs to be paid for....now, here is your tip...read slowly so it sinks into your thick skull that has nothing in it...the next time you go...don't be afraid to speak up ... I'm sure BIG DADDY isn't intimadated by a little snot nosed teenager who is working so they don't grow up to be a loser like BIG DADDY...and tell them right out..."look, I don't want you tricking me into having to pay for something I don't want...don't bring me a glass of water or ANYTHING until you tell me how much it's going to cost my girlfriend who is also my daughter (hence YOUR inbred name) is paying tonight. I need you to tell me because I don't know how to read a menu, I can only point at the pictures...and I want everything served at the same time so I won't have to lay awake all night because my drink came before my meal"...ok? got it? Try that the next time.

Posted by DebtorBasher on 2006-08-13:

So, what you are saying is that your definintion of, Inbred is someone who has no comprehension...you're wrong again...Let me give you and example of what inbred means.. Your girlfriend, who is your daughter, that has children who are your grandchildren...so, Big Daddy OH OH OH, that means that you are your grandchildren's Father....OH OH OH!

Posted by DebtorBasher on 2006-08-13:

Does anyone else on here think that I don't have a clue? Or is it just him?

Posted by tander on 2006-08-13:

OH OH OH WERE YOU DRIVING A LITTLE RED TRACTOR?

Posted by tander on 2006-08-13:

She serves you drinks and then you decide you don't want to pay and you should have complimentary drinks. Your GF was smart to pay, what's she doing with a loser like you, you set a bad example for her children.

Posted by DebtorBasher on 2006-08-13:

Tander, his girlfriend's children are his grandchildren.

Posted by amaniR on 2006-08-14:

Isn't there a song like that, I think it goes: "I am my own grandpa, I am my own grandpa" - well that is all I know, DB you heard of it?

Posted by DebtorBasher on 2006-08-14:

Many many years ago when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.

My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandmother, too.

If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.

For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!

Posted by amaniR on 2006-08-14:

ROFL! Thanks DB I really needed a laugh this morning. :)

Posted by BIG DADDY OH OH OH on 2006-08-15:

TWINKEES???? LMAOOOO.....MONDAY IN THE OFFICE WITH DEBTS....CAN'T MEET QUOTA.....AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Posted by DebtorBasher on 2006-08-15:

What the H*LL are you laughing so hard about? You are the one who mentioned Twinkees on the Maytag review...and TWO days later you start laughing about it on this board? Then you come up with, "MONDAY IN THE OFFICE WITH DEBTS" and it's actually TUESDAY! And I wasn't even in the office yesterday, and I'm not in it today. Now, tell me who the sad one is!

Posted by DebtorBasher on 2006-08-15:

You should sign up for the next, "Last Comic Standing".

Posted by bill on 2006-08-15:

Wow Big Daddy, you are so cool. Your girlfriend must have been really impressed with the way you stood up to a teenage girl. And what a great role model you are for her 2 sons. You taught them a great lesson. You can go into a resturaunt, order drinks and then refuse to pay for them.

Posted by BIG DADDY OH OH OH on 2006-08-15:

BILL, IT WASN'T THAT I REFUSED, I NEVER TOUCHED THEM. CAN YOU COMPREHEND? SSTOOD UP TO A TEENAGE GIRL? WHEN WHERE? GEEZ WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR EDUCATION? WHAT GRADE DID YOU GET TO? READ THE POST AGAIN. I TOLD THE GIRL I WASN'T HAPPY WITH THE PLACE AND WASN'T GOING TO PAY FOR THE DRINKS THAT WERE NO CONSUMED! WANT ME TO TYPE THAT AGAIN FOR YOU? PERHAPS YOUR MOMMY CAN HELP YOU!!!! EVEN THE KIDS SAID THIS PLACE IS NASTY. SO HEARING FROM 2 KIDS THAT I ASSUME ARE MUCH YOUNGER THAN YOU, AND MUCH LESS EXPERIENCE EATING OUT, HAVE MORE BRAINS THAT YOU. AT LEAST THE CAN MAKE DECISIONS AND SEE THAT THE PLACE WASN'T SOMETHING WE WANTED. DOUGH BALL PIZZA OR FLAT (TACO CRISP) PIZZA, POOR SERVICE AND A POOR ATTITUDE.
NOW, YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IT BUT I MUST ASSUME THAT YOU ARE THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT WHEN THE PLACE SUCKS, THE FOOD AND THE SERVICE, AND WHEN ASKED "HOWS EVERYTHING" I MUST ASSUME THAT YOU ARE THE LITTLE PEE WEE OF A MAN AND YOU PROBABLY SAY, IT'S OK.....ALL THIS COMES FROM YOUR PERCEPTION, COMPREHENSION AND QUICK FOOLSIH COMMENTS ABOUT MY CHARACTER. YOU DON'T HAVE A CLUE WHO I AM, WHAT I KNOW, WHAT MY LIFE ENTITLES OR ANYTHING, BUT YOUR QUICK RESPOSE ONLY CAN LEAD TO YOUR OWN IGNORANCE......
NEXT, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by DebtorBasher on 2006-08-16:

I'll be happy to be "next"...explain your two comments Little Daddy No No No... "IT WASN'T THAT I REFUSED", "I TOLD THE GIRL I WASN'T HAPPY WITH THE PLACE AND WASN'T GOING TO PAY FOR THE DRINK." So, what does your high education tell you the word "refused" means?...You seem to like to question other people's education...well, I was hoping you weren't going to push THAT issue, seeing all the words that are used wrong in your comments, all the words that are not spelled correctly and just putting words together making no sense at all...I hope you don't want us to point every single one of them out to you, that would take at least a day in itself...but, if you print this up and your other reviews, take it to that stupid, uneducated teenager, I'm sure she will be able to education the "BIG DADDY OH OH OH".

Posted by BIG DADDY OH OH OH on 2006-08-16:

DAMN YOU ARE BORING!!!!!!!!

Posted by DebtorBasher on 2006-08-17:

But you keep coming back for more..and still have not answered any of the questions. Do you love me yet?

Posted by BIG DADDY OH OH OH on 2006-08-17:

HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. YOU ARE A PEST!! POOOOOF BE GONE...

Posted by DebtorBasher on 2006-08-17:

I'm sorry...I didn't know you were a "poofer" (aka Poofter)...I guess that explains why you don't love me yet...But, I can turn you around, I'm sure.

Posted by BIG DADDY OH OH OH on 2006-08-17:

DAMN YOU ARE A PEST!!! SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by DebtorBasher on 2006-08-17:

But then, you wouldn't have anyone to talk to and I've always been attracted to the underdog.

Posted by DebtorBasher on 2006-08-17:

Come here and let the Basher give you a hug.

Posted by Lidman on 2006-08-18:

Big Ho Ho are you on drugs?

Posted by Lidman on 2006-08-18:

She is trying to give you a hug, do you not like girls to give you a hug? You could get some boys to give you a hug! Would you like that better?

Posted by DebtorBasher on 2006-08-18:

Oh Oh Oh Big Daddy...you must like me because you're not yelling at me...but then again, with the all caps that you use, I wouldn't know if you were or not, would I? It's like the little boy who cried wolf...

Posted by zzrokk on 2006-08-18:

Hey pops, you call that getting even? Parading around a pizza joint with a bunch of adolescent boys drinking Pepsis all evening? Get real and take the "caps lock" key off, okay? Sounds like that girlfriend of yours needs a new "daddy". Give her my number.

Posted by BIG DADDY OH OH OH on 2006-08-18:

LMAOOOOO, YOUR A CLOWN ZZOKK. I BET YOU ARE ABOUT 15OLBS OR SO, ABOUT 5'8" IF THAT AND THAT LARGE MOUTH BEHIND THE COMPUTER......LMAOOOO---PUNK......

Posted by DebtorBasher on 2006-08-18:

Don't worry about ZZ...I don't think he will dress in your daughter's clothes and call you Big Daddy.

Posted by Slimjim on 2006-08-19:

Well this thread seems to have amassed into a huge love-in. If I had one of those cool monitoring jobs, I would have been aware of a 50 pluser in the forecast much earlier.