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Glade Air Freshner Complaint - Doesn't cut down on the green fog

Review by ejack053824 on 2007-06-09
TAMPA, FLORIDA -- Everytime I have beer, cabbage, and hard boiled eggs...I get that terrible jet blast that comes from the rear end. Its so bad that Glade Air Freshner can't even cut through the green fog that is produced. I've tried many other freshners and nothing seems to work. My commanding officer says that Dr. Baden, the medical examiner, would not even think of being in the same room with me if I was dead. Is there an air freshner that can cut through this Green Fog and make life more pleasurable?
Comments:30 Replies - Latest reply on 2007-06-13
Posted by eelyak on 2007-06-09:
Maybe you should try some Lysol.
Posted by Skye on 2007-06-09:
Maybe you should try burning incense.
Posted by Anonymous on 2007-06-09:
Ejack, you must cut back on the beer, cabbage, and hard-boiled eggs or mix them with Clorox before you eat the second batch. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Yea, it works!
Posted by ejack053824 on 2007-06-09:
I rewarded all three of you as "very helpful" for your advice. :)
Posted by Anonymous on 2007-06-09:
ejack, at least cut back on the cabbage!

Posted by Anonymous on 2007-06-09:
Try Beano.... it really does the trick
Posted by DebtorBasher on 2007-06-09:
Come on guys...I've got some stuffed cabbage in my oven right now...EJ, I really feel for you because I have to honestly say, I have NEVER had this type of problem to deal with...the only thing I can offer you is a prayer!
Posted by *Brenda* on 2007-06-09:
I always want to make stuffed cabbage but I never do because it stinks up the house when you boil it!
Posted by DebtorBasher on 2007-06-09:
Yes, but it's soooo worth it!
Posted by Nohandle on 2007-06-09:
Ejack, the only advice I can offer is to do what I did the last time you came to visit. Open the doors, all the windows..then spray the air freshener. It will still take a couple of days to air out the place.
Posted by ejack053824 on 2007-06-09:
LMAO!!! This is reason why I don't eat that when I go flying. First the stomach cramps then comes the radioactive blast! LOL!!!
Posted by shawnp80 on 2007-06-10:
Ejack, you know what they say in Russia?


Tough ShltSky..
Posted by Starlord on 2007-06-10:
I can imagine the cockpit of a plane with that problem. Ken is right, try Beano, I have known it to handle some pretty tough customers. You know the ones, smell like something crawled up inside them and died:) I love corned beef and cabbage, but don't have too much of a gas problem. Just lucky, I guess.
Posted by DebtorBasher on 2007-06-10:
EJ...we're gonna have you put on an all liquid diet...because there's just no hope for you any other way.
Posted by DebtorBasher on 2007-06-10:
And I want every clown who voted this review as "Helpful" to come forward for your punishment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by shawnp80 on 2007-06-10:
I thought it was very helpful basher. I have the same problem except my fog is tan-ish.
Posted by DebtorBasher on 2007-06-10:
Oh no! Another EJ in the making...
Posted by ejack053824 on 2007-06-11:
The EJ disciples are coming Basher!! Come my fellow farters!!
Posted by ejack053824 on 2007-06-11:
Besides...Beano is ok but doesn't last very long with me. I eat cabbage or broccoli....beware!
Posted by Anonymous on 2007-06-11:
Shawnp80, Ejack have either of you been to Korea? A man can fart all he wants and nobody knows the difference, its great I tell you!
Posted by DebtorBasher on 2007-06-11:
If you ever hear me saying that I'm going to Korea...be sure to stop me before I do!
Posted by ejack053824 on 2007-06-11:
I've been to South Korea on alert when those idiots from North Korea started to show their asses. I never made it off the air base though. I would have loved to be out in public....I would have shown them who the KING FARTER is! LMAO!!
Posted by ejack053824 on 2007-06-11:
Shawn and I ought to take a trip there one weekend. Shawn are you game for that? LOL!
Posted by ejack053824 on 2007-06-11:
Shawn how is your fog tannish? Never seen that before
Posted by shawnp80 on 2007-06-12:
I down EJ. Pick me up in the jet.
Posted by shawnp80 on 2007-06-12:
To get your fog tannish you need to eat more red meat and LOTS of beer.
Posted by ejack053824 on 2007-06-12:
I try to avoid red meat as much as possible...but beer is good! I like the many colors if you eat cabbage and boiled eggs.
Posted by Anonymous on 2007-06-12:
Then you will love the kimchee!
Posted by ejack053824 on 2007-06-13:
I might try that Lid!
Posted by Anonymous on 2007-06-13:
Make f@rting outside only a REGULATION !

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