McDonald's Corporation Complaint - To dip or not to dip - that is the final question (Part two)
NORMAN, OKLAHOMA -- I live a good life. Eat right, exercise and don't smoke. I've never known a prostitute or the taste of cheap whiskey. My only vice is that every now and then I enjoy a chocolate dipped cone from McDonalds. Small sinful pleasure in an otherwise virtuous life.
Yes, I know that I posted the same gripe about a year ago (http://www.my3cents.com/showReview.cgi?id=14318) but I can remain silent no more.
Now I ask you how hard is it to dip an ice cream cone in chocolate? Well judging from the crew at the McDonalds in Norman OK it must be pretty doggone hard. Nothing's changed in the last year. They still loose the dollop of ice cream in the process of dipping the cone which in turn melts which in turn dilutes the chocolate concoction which in turn makes for a unholy mess on my shirt. I've complained, I've written letters, I've offered relevant googled info in the art of cone dipping... Heck fire I've offered to jump behind the counter and dip it myself. To no avail or satisfaction. Obviously this an issue of inadequate training and a gargantuan corporation drunk with power that turns a blind eye to the needs of its humble customers I've been more than patient but my patience has an END. I've held my tongue and washed chocolate stains out my clothes for the last time. Drastic times call for drastic measures. The only way this is going to be resolved is from within ergo I'm going to apply for a job at McDonalds in order to bring chocolate smiles instead of stained shirts to the residents of Norman. Then I'm going to quit and post an unsavory review of their employment practices on mycents dot com.
They messed with the wrong person this time, I tell ya what.