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Belly Buster Burger Corporation Informative - Quadruple thick bacon steakburger

Review by dimplepie on 2008-02-28
DAYTON, OHIO -- Hello everyone, Dimplepie again. I just wanted everyone to know that it was a rainy Sunday afternoon, and I needed something to fill my belly! I'm a full figured woman, so I'd thought I would try the new Belly Buster Burger, home of the greasiest food in town! Well to start off, I just wanted to let everyone know the service was great. Little Timmy was my waiter, and he was really attentive to my big figured needs. I ordered a cherry-coke, and he could really tell I was thirsty. He just ended up bringing me the whole pitcher of the delicious beverage, to which he didn't even need to bring out a drinking glass for me! I decided to really splurge that day after I viewed my pre-recorded soaps, and I ordered the juiciest looking burger on the menu...the quadruple thick bacon steakburger. Boy oh boy, what a treat indeed...however, when I got my burger, it was only 8" thick, when the menu said it was a full foot in thickness. The burger wasn't soaked in grease like I thought it would. I started feeling sorry for myself, but I indulged in the whaleblubber world of angus anyway. Although, how could I complain when little Timmy did such a thorough job in keeping me serviced! He made sure my thirst was quenched though, because he ended up bringing me 7 pitchers of my cherry soda so I could be nice and quenched! I tipped him well, and told him to have a good day...

The bottom line is, if you go to this restaurant, you may not get the juiciest burger that you would expect. However service, and the taste of the food was good overall.
Comments:27 Replies - Latest reply on 2008-02-29
Posted by Anonymous on 2008-02-28:
I thought this was some great fiction but the burger is real. From MSNBC.COM: 'the burger comes with 10.5 pounds of ground beef, 25 slices of cheese, a head of lettuce, three tomatoes, two onions, a cup-and-a-half each of mayonnaise, relish, ketchup, mustard and banana peppers -- and a bun. It costs $30.' I think I'm gonna be sick.
Posted by Anonymous on 2008-02-28:
I think I'm going to throw up now.
Posted by Anonymous on 2008-02-28:
Leela, eat a raw egg and you will feel better fast, I did.
Posted by Anonymous on 2008-02-28:
I think I'm in love.
Posted by sunshine619 on 2008-02-28:
86 the Mayo and Im in. Im starving!
Posted by bargod on 2008-02-28:
Sounds great but,can you supersize it?
Posted by Principissa on 2008-02-28:
I feel nauseous now. I love a good bacon cheeseburger as much as the next guy, but there is such a thing as too much.
Posted by thensider on 2008-02-28:
thats gross
Posted by MSCANTBEWRONG on 2008-02-28:
Oh, that makes my stomach hurt. Reminds me of a story though...I took my son to Bennigans for lunch. He was about 13 years old. He decided he wanted the Bennigan burger, fries and a salad. I thought hmmm...this is way too much food for him but let him order it anyway. Now, this burger was 2 3/4 lb meat patties with all the condiments. When they brought it out, they had a steak knife pierced through the middle to hold it together. He ate the salad, then started on the burger and fries. By the time we were ready to leave, the waitress, the manager and one of the cooks was standing near our table watching him eat the last of the burger. He received a standing ovation from tables near us. The manager was so amazed that he finished everything he ordered, he gave us our meals compliments of the house. By the way, he slept all the way home! LOL :) One last thing, he was about 6 ft tall and weighed about 125 lbs.
Posted by Mrs. V on 2008-02-28:
...Oh, my...

I think I'm going to go walk around for a bit after just READING about it @_@
Posted by Anonymous on 2008-02-28:
WOW,thats a lot of burger.Id have to run for a week straight to work off all that grease
Posted by Principissa on 2008-02-28:
MS my oldest sons eat us out of house and home! I bought a 5 pound bag of apples on Tuesday and they are gone as of today. Then last night I made pork roast, potatoes, and green beans, and I finally had to cut my oldest son off after 4 plates of food. My husband's wallet is in pain right now. :(
Posted by madconsumer on 2008-02-28:
i just want the 8", forget the 12" .........
Posted by MSCANTBEWRONG on 2008-02-28:
Principissa, I feel your pain. Isn't it amazing how much boys can eat??? I have 2 boys. Thankfully (for our wallets) my oldest son moved out on his own. My youngest son is 15 and he eats at least 5 times a day. I wish I could tell you it gets better but it doesn't... until they move out. When they do move out it's sad because you miss them terribly but your wallet does a little jig in your pocket cuz it's not empty anymore. :)
Posted by dimplepie on 2008-02-28:
Thank you all for your wonderful, informative comments. I know that this much food isn't for all of us, but there are a few (like me) that love to just consume!
Posted by MSCANTBEWRONG on 2008-02-28:
Bless you dimplepie! More power to you! :)
Posted by Anonymous on 2008-02-28:
yeah madconsumer --- you don't tend to hear too many female complaints about 8". Well at least I haven't.
Posted by Anonymous on 2008-02-28:
Lets get the facts straight. The burger was eight, ten or whatever in DIAMETER not thick. If your mouth was that big you would be in the Guinness book of records! Drinking out the pitcher? I don't even do that at home and they shouldn't allow that at this joint. EIGHT PITCHERS? *calling Richard Simmons as we speak*
Posted by MSCANTBEWRONG on 2008-02-28:
LOL Stew!
Posted by DebtorBasher on 2008-02-28:
That's because Stew doesn't HAVE eight eight inches FOR them to complain about!
Posted by Anonymous on 2008-02-28:
Basher, get your mind out of my pants. We are talking about hamburgers, dear.
Posted by MSCANTBEWRONG on 2008-02-28:
KAPOW!! :)
Posted by Octslavia on 2008-02-28:
Ohh dimplepie how I enjoy your over indulgence. I respect that a woman of your beauty and stature can enjoy a burger of that size and not complain! Keep on eating dimplepie!
Posted by dimplepie on 2008-02-28:
Big and beautiful, that's what I am!
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Posted by Starlord on 2008-02-29:
When I was a teen, I could have tackled thatburger with no thought. When the All you can eat places saw me coming, they tried to lock the doors. My mom gave me a Chinese name, One Long Gut. Now, however I am diabetic, among other problems and have to be very careful what I eat. My blood glucose went up fifteen points reading Dimple's review. Dimple, look into bariatric surgery to save your life.
Posted by CrazyRedHead on 2008-02-29:
I ate the Ruby Tuesday's Monster Burger, fries and a water with room to spare for an appetizer. I think I would like to try this one.

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