Chicken Express Complaint - Tastes like chicken?
I don't know how wide spread these Chicken Express places are, but I've been told by many people - "it's good! you've got to try their tenders!". So the other day while running errands I spotted one and decided to whip right in for some tenders to go.
Man, these are some chicken neck ringin' sons of guns! There was inside dining, parking with carhop service, and a 3 lane drive through. I order my tenders through the drive through because I figured I couldn't bring my cold beer in. Down the road I go! I grab a tender, take a bite, and I can't taste a thing! It's tasteless chicken! Plump breaded tender fried nuthin's! How could you ever complain though? Can't say it tastes like crap. You can't rave about it either. Couldn't claim it tasted great. Maybe with some condiments it would be alright. But condiments are like condoms to me... I don't use them! If food is prepared correctly it should need no additives. Thankfully I had a beer for flavor. Chew a little - drink a little - chew chew chew - drink a lot chew a little. You get the idea. I wish when asked about Chicken Express tenders I could state - "it tastes like chicken!" Heck, everything unknown tastes like chicken, except THEIR chicken.
Anyway, I finished them up just to stop the belly bumping the backbone thing, and made my way down to Lowes because they were advertising 'free hook up' on the radio. Boy, I guess I misunderstood that one, but that's a whole different review...