Billy's On The Square Informative - Billy's On The Square.... Serving Up Crap And Raking In Cash
TULSA, OKLAHOMA -- It's good for the owners of this establishment that even in these troubled times, Okies will still line up clear to the door to hand over their poverty wages in this slop house.
The menu consists mainly of smallish burgers and plenty of chicken choices, along with hot and cold sammies, something they pass off as fried catfish, salads and soups. All over priced for the quality and quantity.
I guess the first indicator that things aren't quite right is the fact that it should be named - Billy's On The Traffic Circle, since that's where it sits, but I figure that the majority of the residents here are still trying to jab the square block into the round hole, so I see no need to confuse anyone in this Godless Country further.
They do serve up iced cold bottles of that fine Oklahoma near beer and have the TV's set to Sports Center. The problem is they want to rush everyone out of there as quick as they eat, to make room for the fools in line. They have a couple of people wandering around snatching your tray when the last bite crosses your lips. Heck, I can sit there and consume a 12 pack, on top of the 6 I had at breakfast, and still ace any stupid human tricks Johnny Law wants to see performed. But I need a dang minute!
With a working meth lab on nearly every corner, I can't see why Oklahoma hasn't given in to selling real beer. No wonder meth is so popular here. I almost think they are promoting it.
Across the street from Billy's, one can witness the effects of long term addiction in the antics of a street singer, in his own little world, rocking out in time for your nickels and your dimes.
I was going to pack a lunch this time around, but that would ruin the beauty of traveling to OK. A person can travel light here, as a daily change of clothes and regular bathing isn't expected.
Just bring a toothbrush, so as not to end up looking like a local.