Jack In The Box Complaint - Offensive Jack in the Box Commercial
I'm just a slight tad disgusted with Jack-Off-In-The-Box's latest *** brainstorm of a commercial, depicting a woman in need of a friggin' tropical smoothie because she's going "street rat crazy" to combat hot flashes. It's offensive and not even mildly amusing. It clearly demonstrates that Jack is obviously a sexist pig.
I humbly offer this suggestion: that the next commercial involve some sort of Jack-Off-In-The-Box remedy for erectile dysfunction. I believe this is only fair. They need to create a new menu item for the old fart with a ***. I have just the thing: an order of "Jack Off's Deep Fried Oysters".
I even have a tag line for this item: "Cheaper than Viagra--and tasty too! For all you old men [snip]."
I suggest anyone else offended by this sexist crap boycott Jack Off In The Box. I know I will. Suck it, Jack. Now I'm really sorry that bus didn't kill you...