Campbell Soup Complaint - Lack of balls
I would like to complain about the complete lack of balls I just experienced. I was feeling slightly hungeez before retiring to bedlam so I deceided to partake in the can of Campbells Italian wedding soup that has been in my food larder since Christ was a cowboy. To my dismay in the entire can of soup there were only two small shriveled meatballs. So I now retire to bedlam with a gurgully tummy.
That is all.