Burger King, Spokane Washington Complaint - Customer Service, Cleanliness, Quality of Food

Review by Food critic on 2009-09-05
SPOKANE VALLEY, WASHINGTON -- I have been critiquing restaurants around the country for the past seven years and this particular fast food chain is by far the worst that I have ever encountered. It is apparent that if one expects to find the following qualities; Customer Service, Cleanliness and Quality food they should go anywhere other than this abomination that calls its self “Burger King” . Rating: 0
Comments:15 Replies - Latest reply on 2011-01-19
Posted by Eloise on 2009-09-05:
Your a food critic for fast food? That seems like a misnomer to me.
Posted by Anonymous on 2009-09-05:
A real critic might offer details.
Posted by Eloise on 2009-09-05:
You'd think so, wouldn't you, Mundo!
Posted by DigitalCommando on 2009-09-05:
'As I opened the wrapper of the BK burger, it generated crisp overtones and exuded a lush, ambient texture to tantalize my titilators. As I bit into the pourus brown disk covered in a lactiferious partially discolored fluid that congealed into brittle globules, it dawned on me that I had accidentally grabbed my wife colostomy bag and not a hamburger.'
Posted by Eloise on 2009-09-05:
DC, how did you find the french fries?
Posted by Anonymous on 2009-09-05:
DC, I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouf >:-(
Posted by DigitalCommando on 2009-09-05:
I have always loved the way some reviewers write their tripe as if they have embarked on some ethereal journey into the depths of their souls when in actuality, they simply ate a mass-produced consumable and need to turn that nothing into something.
Posted by Pepper on 2009-09-05:
dc... is it bad that I'm reading your comment about the bag while eating? >:)
Posted by Eloise on 2009-09-05:
Pep, it just means you've got an iron will & stomach.
Posted by DigitalCommando on 2009-09-05:
I was talking with a couple of guys that work in a cemetery and they do the embalming and prep work before the body goes to the makeup and hair stylists and they said they will quite often eat their lunch during the whole process and it doesn't bother them a bit. They said the only problem they have is telling girls they meet in the bars what they do for a living when asked. They make $1,600 a week so the money is not bad.
Posted by Anonymous on 2009-09-05:
So long as they are meeting the girls at the bars, and not at work!
Posted by Eloise on 2009-09-06:
That money is more than great it's awesome. Poor guys! Hopefully some nice girl will realize what he does isn't important. The money is. LOL!
Posted by Pepper on 2009-09-11:
well to be honest I used to read the Mosby's Medical Encyclopedia (with full color photos) while eating snacks too

Posted by beaz on 2009-09-21:
You are so right. No wonder Burger Kings are closing all over the U.S. Their customer service sucks. The food is OK, but people don't go back when they get crappy service. Why should they? There is a thing called McDonald's.
Posted by matt in wa on 2011-01-19:
It's over priced too. Have you got the triple stacker? Looks big on board, comes out tiny...

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