McDonald's Corporation Complaint - Darth Vader runs the McDonalds in West Hamilton, Ohio!
HAMILTON, OHIO -- On Memorial Day, 2004, I stopped to get breakfast at the McDonalds on Northwest Boulevard in Hamilton, Ohio. I requested a breakfast steak sandwich with no onions. The rude employees, most of them teenagers, argued over whether I wanted onions or not and were slow in making my sandwich. It took about five minutes when it should have taken at least 3 minutes. I complained three times to McDonalds on Planetfeedback but got no response. I believe that Darth Vader runs McDonalds and that its CEO is a Jabba the Hutt who cares more for money than for the customers. I believe that McDonalds' employees are nothing but stupid teenage Neanderthals dressed as Imperial stormtroopers who give lousy customer service and are rude to customers. I ate at a McDonalds in Cleveland in 1999 and its teen employees were rude and immature. I am afraid if I tell those teenage stormtroopers who work at McDonalds how rude they are, they will send TIE fighters and a death Star after me and other customers who have suffered at the hands of the Imperial McDonalds Empire. I will like McDonalds to hire more polite adults who act like Jedi Knights, not immature snotty nasty teens who act like Imperial Stormtroopers and Boba Fett!