Hellmans Mayo Complaint - Hair - Hellmans Mayonaise

Review by tits on 2011-01-10
I found a medium length white hair as soon as I opened my jar of Hellmans. I just opened the jar and put my knife in it and the hair came out on the knife. In no way is this mine my hair is dark brown and my young boys have the same color.
Comments:8 Replies - Latest reply on 2011-01-10
Posted by T on 2011-01-10:
tits -> was the hair really white, or covered in mayo?

This is a bit hard to believe, but it may be possible. Did you call 18004183275 to report this? On the label, under "BEST IF USED BY" is a date/production code they will want.

Hellmann's is the good stuff. Been using it all my life, but I have never found anything foreign in it.
Posted by Anonymous on 2011-01-10:
The good news is that it is not a rodent hair.
Posted by Anonymous on 2011-01-10:
It could be a rodent hair..ever hear of albino rats?
Posted by Anonymous on 2011-01-10:
Yes jc, but the OP described it as a medium length hair. Although the length of hair is different for male and female albinos, neither gender of albino rat could be said to have medium length hair.
Posted by Anonymous on 2011-01-10:
Maybe it was a genetically altered long haired albino rat?
Posted by Anonymous on 2011-01-10:
Lol. Maybe. But more likely to fall under the category of an Oscar Mayer product.
Posted by karleebarlee on 2011-01-10:
maybe it was only white because it had been in the mayo for so long. =).
Posted by CrazyRedHead on 2011-01-10:
Mayo makes a good hair conditioner, maybe someone was trying it out.

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