Super 8 Motel Complaint - I'll leave it at the worst ten items...
HURRICANE, WEST VIRGINIA -- The first thing any guest will notice is the present property condition:
Outside Lobby Area: Awning underpass roof which is improperly secured, and at a considerable risk of collapse, yet there doesn't seem to be any hurry to fix it even though it has remained this way for many weeks. This roof appears to have been damaged by a vehicle many weeks ago, and still manages to pose a considerable safety risk. Roof also presently covered by a rather large tarp in another area.
Inside Lobby and Food Service: Missing ceiling tiles above customer service areas. Debris from the area above the ceiling tiles is landing on customer tables and in food service areas. Improperly handled food in accordance with Health Department standards. Employees have very poor knowledge of proper food handling procedures and equipment cleaning procedures.
General external appearance: Improperly lit. Significant problems with vehicle security
Rooms: Problems with bugs in guest rooms, bed linens not regularly rotated/cleaned properly, bathroom fixtures not properly cleaned, phones system in state of disrepair (A MAJOR SAFETY VIOLATION), no clocks, no television remote.